Do it!

RG is trying to reinvent my formula.

The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

That is a mothafuckin' repost! Mao is a played out scam artist! I want my 2WC membership fee back!

No refunds!

Mao is the scorpion in that story. The frog is al the members of 2wc.

That's a LOT of frogs!

That's like 6.

There's a little scorpion in all of us.

There's a big sloth in one of us.

That's so mean. LOL

Sometimes the truth hurts, but it's the lies that...

I got nothin' after that. It should just stop after the hurts part.

Honesty without kindness is cruelty.

I tried to support my dealer, unfortunately he does not want my business

Guess you were right Mao.

Yelp review?

Lulz. Shut yer hole, I will hit you up tomorrow. I am in the middle of a $10K job, and I need to show the owner some progress tomorrow, so I can get another sizeable deposit to pay my bills. If you're paying retail, I will have prices momentarily. If you want the cheap fuck make sure the jackass swindling dealer won't make any money deal, it will be tomorrow. RAVEN!

Why are you bothering Kenners with your little stuff? Just get it online already.

Tregory took his ball and went home.

i hear this is how things run there. you wait forever.