A quadtard is the offroad version of a squid, only worse. 99.3 percent of the people who ride quads are quadtards. They can usually be found in the parking lots off offroad riding areas, doing donuts and spraying dust and rocks all over everyone.

That will be me then.

You'll have to gain 200 pounds, lose half your teeth, wear wifebeaters and cutoff jean shorts. You will also need to start drinking Budweiser.

What about a mullet?

Sure, a mullet would be good. Maybe you can borrow an AC/DC tshirt from Phil to complete your quadtard riding gear.

come to think of it, i don't know anyone who rides quads anymore. a friend of mine used to race them, but i don't think even he does that anymore.

The Mullesian:

Jacked up 1978 Ford truck, no bumpers, Nascar sticker, and at least two quads loaded in the bed hanging over the sides.

LULz

One thing I must say about hillbillys, they have some awsome go carts and great tracks! No worries about safety and it makes for a fin time. Fish gave me whiplash at about 30 mph while I was at a dead stop, later I spun his ass out. Mao this other gut and I had the entire track blocked at one point as we were dueling it out. I fealt like a kid while listening to 80's rock while checking out which cart was faster than the others in anticipation I would
get it.

Drunken go carts ftw!

That was bad ass. I come around a corner and see Fish and Ray have spun out. I slam on the brakes as we try to clear the wreckage. Then we are 3 abreast in one lane dueling it out. Bad ass!

Those Tennessee back roads were also awesome! Nice houses and so many twisties. They saved us from having to deal with all that traffic in Pigeon Ford.

I bet those roads were fucking awesome in the Camry.

The SuperCharged Camry carved those roads like a thanksgiving turkey.

hey fuckers! AC/DC rocks!

omg you drove the camry that far?

that thong handled great on the roads. Mao was carving those mountains up!