Holy shit . He actually didn't even move! I watched him in my mirror all the way up the ramp and he stayed put. I thought for sure he was going to come after me because he was facing in my direction already.

Good times tonight, even if Mannheim was a little dead. Good riding and BSing with you and Lori!

Two words... Dick Breath .

F*ck man, I thought for sure he went after you. I heard sirens. Did he even light them up? In all honesty, he was gone the moment I saw him. It was a blur.

While dick breath is the best fookin story around, I think the quote of the night went to you. It had to do with She was tall and had a weiner tucked in between her legs or those were the biggest beef curtains I've ever seen Or something like that.

Yeah the gender of that girl? in red was questionable. She? was about 6'2" and either had a hell of a set of meat curtains or was tucking a sausage.

No lights or anything from the cop. I watched him until I couldn't see him anymore and then I got the hell out of there. He was either sleeping or just didn't want to deal with it I guess.

Classic. Always a good time at Manheim.

I still have never gotten to do a mannheim run

OMG I finally popped my Mannheim cherry. I had a great time last night! I am still laughing at the girl at Carl's who didn't think she needed to shower after swimming all day. She is grinding her shit all over guys and she doesn't think a shower is important?? Ryan- I still can't believe that you choose the swimming girl to get a dance from when you had such better options. That chick that was sent home and crying about it was funny too.

The ride home sucked. Cops were all over 355 and 90 so I had to go the speed limit pretty much the entire way home. Right before I got home it started pouring rain and then I get home to find out my power is out... and I didn't bring my keys since I always use the garage keypad. So I check every window of my house and of course they are all locked so I ended up having to drive 45 mins (in the pouring rain) to my dads house to get my spare key. Another 45 mins back home in the rain and finally climbed into bed at 4:30am. Alarm went off at 5:30am. Even though I am seeing double or maybe triple, it is so worth it! You two are a blast to hang out with and I think I learned a little too much about you Jon. Cock breath FTW!!

Did you hear the girl who got sent home say "it's not like I'm dressed like a whore or anything!"

There were much better options than drunk/high swimmer girl but they weren't coming over so I took what I could get. It was either her or the grandma in white.

Sounds like your ride home sucked. How many 5 hour energies will you go through today .

Ya I heard that. I almost busted out laughing but I was trying to not be too rude. How the hell can a stripper say she isn't dressed like a whore when she is at work... giving lap dances and fucking guys?!?!?!

Haha. I guess she was better than grandma, good point! You didn't really get into it tho. Jon was totally getting into his dance and you just sat there.

Ya, I'll probably have quite a few of those today. I already drank an energy drink and I'll probably go downstairs and get a few 5 hour energy shots in a few minutes. I cannot wait to get off work and go straight home and climb into bed.

Lets go out drinking tonight

NO! NO! NO!!!! No way in frickin hell!!!!!




Well where and will there be lots of hot boys?

Carpe Diem

I'M IN!!!!!!!!

It looks like rain, so setup a drinking night ladies.

If I drink tonight it's going to be in the burbs by me....I sat in traffic for 2 hours last night to get to the city....then I have you guys texting me...asking where we are going...then ya'll are wusses and are in bed at like 10:30???

wait. there was a grandmama stripper?!

She looked to be about 50. She did tell us about her years of crack and heroin use which may have prematurely aged her a bit .

Yeah I just wasn't getting into it with her. After hearing stories about her personal life and her poor hygene habits it was honestly a little creepy getting a dance from her and she wasn't that attractive to begin with. Oh, and she had warm dick breath .

Well she was probably in her late 40's and had a lot of wrinkles and looked very used and abused so she did look like she was a lot older. Her boobs were super saggy and she had an icky body and she was wearing a skin tight white outfit. She is a recovering crack and heroine addict too. She was super classy and Ryan had a total thing for her.

Wat! You still got a dance from her! Wow you have no shame! And what did the dance cost you?