Aren't we talking about real life face to face type of jokes here?

Generally, if you open the flood gates, you can expect the water to flow. But in the instances I mentioned, no I would not retort back even if I knew you would not get offended. The reason behind that is because there's a fine line that is easily crossed. You can hahaaha one minute and then

[edit] I do have to admit I slip from time to time and throw in some mean jokes among friends. I'm no saint as you all well know.

And even online, there are jokes that people don't make. There are jail bait jokes and pedobear jokes and even a I want to do your sister/Mom joke. But I have yet to see anyone say, I want to do your daughter joke. That is crossing the line even for me.

same for me too. I joke about mom/sister/gf but never about kids on the forums. That's a line I don't want to cross.

phil - colleen and i miss you

hubba hubba

yes, why?

she's all yours.

no thanks i already have more than i can handle

yes, why?

I don't know I never had a complete stranger come crack a joke at me in real life. The internet is a bit different. Do you really have to have met someone on here to fuck around with them especially when you talk to them on a daily fucking basis on the forums? I've never met anyone of you guys, yet you're not strangers to me.

yeah but the jokes I crack are to people I talk to on the forums. I don't need to know them in real life to do that do I? I'm sure I've pissed people off but I've never be neg repped for it or messaged or anything like that. I think most people have learned to just ignore the stupid shit I say half the time which is good because I can get away with saying some really outrageous shit.

ive been saying this shit since the dawn of time, everything is funny or nothing is funny. ive met people who will jokingly call people faggots, but then if you say retard, they get offended because maybe a family member is retarded or some shit like that. same with the reverse, theyll hate you using the word faggot but will openly use retard. or someone will joke about rape, but not dead babies.. joke about babies but not rape.

this is my new favorite one, people dissing me for being single, so i call them out for dating fat/ugly chicks who happen to be their gfs/wives and im the asshole who crossed the line. even though im not the one who brought up personal track records.

How about fat jokes?

Fat people don't have feelings. Well maybe one, feeling hungry.

fat jokes are always funny! I have a friend with a really fat son. I was pretending to give the kid a cigarette and his grandpa yells "Don't give him a cigarette. He's not going to smoke it. He'll eat it!" and my friend got fucking pissed at his dad for that.

Honesty without kindness is cruelty. Some people can't handle the truth.

LULz

Fat people are very sensitive about their weight. But at the same time, they will walk up to a skinny person and call them out for being so skinny. Skinny people have feelings too you know.

Colleen: you wanted to give me away to Phil?!
Me: lol he didn't even want you.

LULz