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	08/20/2010 03:09:52 PM #21 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		If making money was easy we'd all be driving a Porsche.



	08/20/2010 03:13:15 PM #22 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
RocketGirlie 2 Wheel Titan Joined: 05/09/2008 Messages: 4302 Location: Palatine Offline		it's not that hot out. i was jut outside tanning my white ass for a couple hours. babies.



	08/20/2010 03:13:52 PM #23 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
Flounder 2 Wheel Post Whore Joined: 05/07/2008 Messages: 19655 Offline		RocketGirlie wrote: babies. you preggo?



	08/20/2010 03:19:52 PM #24 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
Princess 2 Wheel Dedicated Joined: 05/06/2008 Messages: 7340 Location: Dirty South Offline		Chicago Performance wrote:I just had to push start a 250 pound motherfucker who claimed to know how to bump start, yet when I pushed my ass off he just hit the starter button instead of popping the clutch. I almost knocked that dumbass over. Then after I explained how it all worked to him, the next time he hit the starter button and popped the clutch at the same time. At least it started, because he would have been walking home. Now I have to push in a VTX1800 with no start and low tires. Sweet! Was it a gixxer, my gixxer 600 is a pain in the ass to bump start. You can not do it by yourself without a killer hill. Even with 2 people it will take many tries to start.



	08/20/2010 03:22:05 PM #25 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		250 lb motherfucker, he has to be referring to the rider. Gixxers are 400+ lbs.



	08/20/2010 03:22:49 PM #26 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		RocketGirlie wrote:it's not that hot out. i was jut outside tanning my white ass for a couple hours. babies. It's one thing to tan and relax in this weather but to work and we walking around in a suit and tie. No thanks.



	08/20/2010 03:46:13 PM #27 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
Chicago Performance 2 Wheel Post Whore Joined: 09/17/2008 Messages: 10798 Location: Northlake, IL Offline		Cambo wrote:If making money was easy we'd all be driving a Porsche. I should be driving two Porsches! This is ridiculous! RocketGirlie wrote:it's not that hot out. i was jut outside tanning my white ass for a couple hours. babies. Pics? ChiefBD wrote: Chicago Performance wrote:I just had to push start a 250 pound motherfucker who claimed to know how to bump start, yet when I pushed my ass off he just hit the starter button instead of popping the clutch. <img src="http://www.2wheelchicago.com/images/smilies/e48b72af6e964fb8077cf79ba2d18ffc.gif" border="0"> I almost knocked that dumbass over. <img src="http://www.2wheelchicago.com/images/smilies/e48b72af6e964fb8077cf79ba2d18ffc.gif" border="0"> Then after I explained how it all worked to him, the next time he hit the starter button and popped the clutch at the same time. <img src="http://www.2wheelchicago.com/images/smilies/e48b72af6e964fb8077cf79ba2d18ffc.gif" border="0"> At least it started, because he would have been walking home. Now I have to push in a VTX1800 with no start and low tires. Sweet! Was it a gixxer, my gixxer 600 is a pain in the ass to bump start. You can not do it by yourself without a killer hill. Even with 2 people it will take many tries to start. Bring that mofo by here, and I'll show you how it's done. Cambo wrote:250 lb motherfucker, he has to be referring to the rider. Gixxers are 400+ lbs. Yes, he was no small person.



	08/20/2010 04:25:52 PM #28 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		Chicago Performance wrote: I should be driving two Porsches! This is ridiculous! What kind of a world do we live in when a man has to make due with only one Porsche! Is there no God!



	08/20/2010 04:30:53 PM #29 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
RocketGirlie 2 Wheel Titan Joined: 05/09/2008 Messages: 4302 Location: Palatine Offline		Flounder wrote: RocketGirlie wrote: babies. you preggo? god no.



	08/20/2010 04:43:50 PM #30 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
Chicago Performance 2 Wheel Post Whore Joined: 09/17/2008 Messages: 10798 Location: Northlake, IL Offline		Cambo wrote: Chicago Performance wrote: I should be driving two Porsches! This is ridiculous! What kind of a world do we live in when a man has to make due with only one Porsche! Is there no God! I didn't dodge land mines and AK47 fire from Morton Grove to drive only one Porsche. I'd rather be a starving Ethiopian!



	08/20/2010 05:04:12 PM #31 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		Even a starving Ethiopian drives a Porsche every once in a while.



	08/21/2010 10:19:28 PM #32 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
burntash 2 Wheel Post Whore Joined: 05/07/2008 Messages: 16555 Offline		my mercury grand marquis presidential edition needs to get its wheel bearings fixed. until then im stuck driving my dads mecury grand marquis. its a rough life driving grand marquis.



	08/22/2010 07:13:08 AM #33 Subject: It's hotter than Hades out here
The Whale 2 Wheel Cyborg Joined: 04/20/2008 Messages: 38889 Location: The AP Offline		Damn EMTs roll like that.



	08/23/2010 06:25:50 AM #34 Subject: Re:It's hotter than Hades out here
Chicago Performance 2 Wheel Post Whore Joined: 09/17/2008 Messages: 10798 Location: Northlake, IL Offline		A regular Marquis is not good enough for some people. They just gotta roll in a GRAND Marquis. How pretentious.

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