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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:51:26 PM  #221  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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and sometimes you can do the bare minimum and win.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:51:52 PM  #222  Subject: Re:I just tried calling Chicago Performanc... [Up]
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MVRC51 wrote:
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MVRC51 wrote:I'm 92 years old and have been in IT for six months and already I'm pulling in a twelve figure salary without bonuses.
motherfucker you're not 92. You just look 92
Next time we're rollin in the LC I'm gonna bust a gyro fart, stevestyle.

I just know steve from racing. I never knew he was such a crude individual. He obviously didn't attend harvard.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:52:17 PM  #223  Subject: Re:I just tried calling Chicago Performanc... [Up]
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That is the only reason I got it. Now people love me.

Maybe I should get one. Then people might start liking me also.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:52:23 PM  #224  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:
Awesome! wrote:
and sometimes you can do the bare minimum and win.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

There's a bone buried for every dog. Some dogs try all their lives and never find it.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:52:32 PM  #225  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:
Awesome! wrote:
and sometimes you can do the bare minimum and win.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

Yea but usually it's his own.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:52:50 PM  #226  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:
Awesome! wrote:
and sometimes you can do the bare minimum and win.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

Even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while also.

Edit: Fuggin 4 posts since I started typing this useless post! Slow down for the mechanics on the board!

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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:53:12 PM  #227  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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Some guys have all the luck. Some do nothing but complain.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:55:31 PM  #228  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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Even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while also.

Edit: Fuggin 4 posts since I started typing this useless post! Slow down for the mechanics on the board!

Even the sun shines on a dog's ass.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:55:51 PM  #229  Subject: Re:I just tried calling Chicago Performanc... [Up]
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Awesome! wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:
Awesome! wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:I'm 92 years old and have been in IT for six months and already I'm pulling in a twelve figure salary without bonuses.
motherfucker you're not 92. You just look 92
Next time we're rollin in the LC I'm gonna bust a gyro fart, stevestyle.
I just know steve from racing. I never knew he was such a crude individual. He obviously didn't attend harvard.

We attended Harvard together but he got kicked out for excessive flatulence and posting pics of the dean's daughter.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:56:12 PM  #230  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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Yea but usually it's his own.

Better to find your own nut then to not have any nuts at all.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:57:22 PM  #231  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:Some guys have all the luck. Some do nothing but complain.

nothing is luck. It's been long decided brfore the dawn of man how your existance will play out. It's not by accident that Ken owns a real porsche and not a fag version.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:57:55 PM  #232  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:
Yea but usually it's his own.
Better to find your own nut then to not have any nuts at all.

better to find no nuts than to find another squirrels nuts on your chin.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:58:11 PM  #233  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The great father wove the skein of our lives a long time ago. Hide in a hole if you like. It won't change your fate any.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:58:34 PM  #234  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:The great father wove the skein of our lives a long time ago. Hide in a hole if you like. It won't change your fate any.

indeed!
[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:58:39 PM  #235  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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better to find no nuts than to find another squirrels nuts on your chin.

Some women like that. I think Fish and Muffs do too.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 12:59:29 PM  #236  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:The great father wove the skein of our lives a long time ago. Hide in a hole if you like. It won't change your fate any.
indeed!

CP can sit back and drink PBRs all day long if he wanted to. The money will keep flowing in.

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[Post New] 04/08/2010 01:01:41 PM  #237  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird will have fallen frozen dead from a bow never having felt sorry for itself.
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 01:02:15 PM  #238  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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The Chaz wrote:I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird will have fallen frozen dead from a bow never having felt sorry for itself.

Birdy, birdy in the snow. Had a broken wing you know. Lured him in with a piece of bread. Then I smashed his fucking head.
[Post New] 04/08/2010 01:03:51 PM  #239  Subject: I just tried calling Chicago Performance [Up]
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Bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. How many pieces do you wish?
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[Post New] 04/08/2010 01:08:40 PM  #240  Subject: Re:I just tried calling Chicago Performanc... [Up]
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just remember that when it rains, it's God crying because you are such a bad boy.
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