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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:14:05 PM  #1  Subject: Would you... [Up]
Flounder
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Would you bang your girlfriend, significant other RIGHT after she took a shit? (not in the pooper).

Would you bang a drop dead gorgeous, smoking hot, bitch RIGHT after she took a shit?
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:14:47 PM  #2  Subject: Would you... [Up]
Praetor
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Yes.
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:15:33 PM  #3  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
RocketGirlie
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what would make it any different if she didn't just drop the kids off?
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:16:23 PM  #4  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
Flounder
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I guess it's a mental thing for me. I couldn't do it. I'm fucking weird.
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:16:28 PM  #5  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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would you perform oral on your partner after they just got done pissin?
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:16:33 PM  #6  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
Ryan
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No. There must be a shower between poop and secks. That goes for me or the girl (even though girls don't poop).
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:16:52 PM  #7  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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RocketGirlie wrote:what would make it any different if she didn't just drop the kids off?

No shit...
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:16:55 PM  #8  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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RocketGirlie wrote:what would make it any different if she didn't just drop the kids off?

I'm guessing he means if she didn't wipe/clean up first?
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:17:31 PM  #9  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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Ewwww.... I would never let a guy come near me after I shit unless I showered and even then I'd have to wait a while. I'm super anal about that whole region being clean.
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:17:32 PM  #10  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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Ryan wrote:No. There must be a shower between poop and secks. That goes for me or the girl (even though girls don't poop).

hooray for the poop fairy!
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:17:36 PM  #11  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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Ryan wrote:No. There must be a shower between poop and secks. That goes for me or the girl (even though girls don't poop).

my friend goes as far as showering after shitting. if he showers, and shits like an hour later, he goes and showers again.

then again, he is gay. i guess you gotta keep it clean.
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:18:10 PM  #12  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
Flounder
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Regardless of wipe, you can't wipe everything up and there are going to be remnants. I would require a shower prior to making the sexy time after a poopy.

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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:18:50 PM  #13  Subject: Would you... [Up]
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haha, why wouldn't she wipe?

it might be one thing if she had explosive diarrhea and needed to do some extra clean-up.....but considering that almost NEVER happens, then it should make no difference
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:18:58 PM  #14  Subject: Would you... [Up]
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If she shits before sex, I will make sure to go ass to mouth so she can get a taste of it.
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:19:05 PM  #15  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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For you ladies, would you give a dude a BJ knowing he just took a piss? and you were horny as hell... (honest answers please)

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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:19:52 PM  #16  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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flounder wrote:Regardless of wipe, you can't wipe everything up and there are going to be remnants. I would require a shower prior to making the sexy time after a poopy.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO! There aren't any remnants if you know how to wipe properly.


Jeff, I'm the same way most of the time. I prefer to shower after the poop fairy comes.
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:20:03 PM  #17  Subject: Would you... [Up]
burntash
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The Chairman wrote:If she shits before sex, I will make sure to go ass to mouth so she can get a taste of it.
[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:20:56 PM  #18  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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flounder wrote:For you ladies, would you give a dude a BJ knowing he just took a piss? and you were horny as hell... (honest answers please)

Nope! That area better be clean and smelling good too!
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:21:06 PM  #19  Subject: Re:Would you... [Up]
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Yes sir, I am a dirty dirty man .
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[Post New] 09/11/2008 02:22:15 PM  #20  Subject: Would you... [Up]
Praetor
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The best is if you can go ass to other girl's mouth. Now that is the pimp move.
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