[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:28:08 AM  #1  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
whiteSeatEnvy
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So I'm sitting at this bar with a buddy. And this guy walks in passed us and sits down.

Now this guy smells like weed.

No big deal, we all have a buddy who loves the reefer and reeks of burn herb.

But this guy smelled like fresh marijuana plant. I mean this guy smelled like he was rolling around in a marijuana field. I swear he still had seeds stuck in his hair.

Now, smelling like you just clam baked in the Volkswagon van is one thing. Smelling like a fresh cut marijuana field is a completely different story. This guy took it to a whole other level. I mean it was as if I opened up a kilo of hash and stuck my nose in the bag.

I was completely amazed.

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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:29:32 AM  #2  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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whiteSeatEnvy wrote:So I'm sitting at this bar with a buddy. And this guy walks in passed us and sits down.

Now this guy smells like weed.

No big deal, we all have a buddy who loves the reefer and reeks of burn herb.

But this guy smelled like fresh marijuana plant. I mean this guy smelled like he was rolling around in a marijuana field. I swear he still had seeds stuck in his hair.

Now, smelling like you just clam baked in the Volkswagon van is one thing. Smelling like a fresh cut marijuana field is a completely different story. This guy took it to a whole other level. I mean it was as if I opened up a kilo of hash and stuck my nose in the bag.

I was completely amazed.

You should've smoked his pole. I bet you would've gotten super baked.

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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:29:47 AM  #3  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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Maybe he has a hydroponic grow room at home and he just got done cutting up his plants.
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:33:29 AM  #4  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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Reverend Rice wrote:You should've smoked his pole. I bet you would've gotten super baked.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:33:39 AM  #5  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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There is marijuana cologne out there, I'll find the link when I get home
[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:37:12 AM  #6  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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FYI - Some people have BO that resembles the smell of the sticky. I have encountered many at the gym.

While we're on the topic of BO, i have also noticed that a few polish people smell like ketchup. Really. It's truly mindboggling.

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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:37:50 AM  #7  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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yeah he probably grows at home. Some of that stuff stinks up the whole house depending on how strong it is.
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:38:29 AM  #8  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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I don't even know why people smoke pot. What a waste of time and money. Heroin is where it's at.
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:39:00 AM  #9  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 10:48:08 AM  #10  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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You guys are a bad influence. My mommy told me not to hang out with you guys anymore.
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 11:01:17 AM  #11  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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stumbl1 wrote:yeah he probably grows at home. Some of that stuff stinks up the whole house depending on how strong it is.

usually really smells strong when it has flowered and during curing.

Either he was growing, or he just got a large shipment in, broke up the airtight kilos into pounds, distributed it, and needs to calm his nerves after kingpinning.

Don't bother asking how I know this shit.
[Post New] 05/23/2008 11:02:04 AM  #12  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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Yeah definitely don't hang out with Mort!
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[Post New] 05/23/2008 11:15:38 AM  #13  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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My dumb ass brother says you can't smell it. I then ask him how I know he just got done smoking.
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[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:31:41 PM  #14  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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Suh-C wrote:Yeah definitely don't hang out with Mort!

[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:35:08 PM  #15  Subject: Smelling like pot [Up]
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ick. i hate that smell.
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[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:36:37 PM  #16  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:51:14 PM  #17  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:51:59 PM  #18  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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fish wrote:

is that how you masturbate?
[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:52:44 PM  #19  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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I like pot
[Post New] 08/08/2008 03:53:04 PM  #20  Subject: Re:Smelling like pot [Up]
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fish wrote:I like pot

no you like pot pie.
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