So how does that Jack Daniels taste, Fish?

i bet fish didnt even wanna spend the first night. he was probably like "cmon mao, lets go home man." "cmon i gotta do some stuff" "cmon, i promised so & so i would blah blah blah" "cmon man i found out i have to work tomorrow"

Really, really ghey.
I'd have been more worried about being a yellow man in Gatlinburg than anything the wilderness had to offer.
Good luck.

8 men enter. After 1 night only 4 men remain. 1st 4.1 mile hike uphill, 2.4 of which is uphill, I literally think Fish is going to die. We are all soaked in sweat and Fish has no water. Good idea picking up a flask of Jack Daniels outside the park Fish. The entire time Fish is begging me for water. Of which I make him chase me for a sip of water.

So we hike back to the car and again Fish is dying. I am hurting as well but keep a slow steady pace. The hike back wasn't bad at all. 4 men decide to go home after that. So now Me, Ray, Fish and this dude Rob are at the Chimney trails hike. 1.9 miles of grueling uphill hike. Fish refuses to leave the car. I refuse to leave him my keys or even roll the windows down for him. hahahaaa. So the 3 of us hike up this very challenging trail with one of the best views on earth. Ray is a fucking rockstar. Me and Rob kept up with a few short breaks. Our legs were burning from the workout.

So we make it back down and Fish is sleeping in the car. Me and Ray cook up an MRE. I break out some trail mix and Fish is ready to choke me for some trail mix. I was tempted to throw it down a hill so Fish would run after it.

I kept telling Fish just a few more steps and I will give you a sip of water. And Spartans never retreat, Spartans never surrender. But Fish is no Spartan. LOL

Even with all his 5K training? I'm surprised to hear this about Roundhouse. Sounds like a good time for some.

Definitely a good time. What a workout. My entire body is sore from the hikes. Fish needs to step up his 5K training. He's still pass out cold. LULz

wait. flounder went hiking with jack daniels, but no water? for reals?! lololol.

He finished all his water during the car ride. He doesn't reload instead he buys Jack Daniels. Then he is begging me for my water. LOL

thats the funniest shit ive ever heard in my life

You should have convinced him to drink his own piss. Just as good as water.

Not all of us were meant to be hikers. I did offer him a drink of my piss.

He did look really bad and I was really worried that he would pass out and die. Offering him what little water I had was the least I can do.

All lies!

Fish, pick up some bear shit and squeeze the water out of it like Bear Grills did with elephant shit .

I speaketh the truth. The drunk man always thinks he is in better shape than in reality.

Cambo gone wild!

tregory geng. Rofl

That's the second time you posted a picture of you camping where you're dressed for jungle warfare.

That's my camping attire.

Man, I'm so mean to that kid. I sometimes feel bad.