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Ryan
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pinkrider wrote: cailin wrote: Well she was probably in her late 40's and had a lot of wrinkles and looked very used and abused so she did look like she was a lot older. Her boobs were super saggy and she had an icky body and she was wearing a skin tight white outfit. She is a recovering crack and heroine addict too. She was super classy and Ryan had a total thing for her. pinkrider wrote:
wait. there was a grandmama stripper?! Haha. I guess she was better than grandma, good point! Yeah nothing like floppy bewbs and a sagging granny booty to get me going .
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Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
Yeah I just wasn't getting into it with her. After hearing stories about her personal life and her poor hygene habits it was honestly a little creepy getting a dance from her and she wasn't that attractive to begin with. Oh, and she had warm dick breath Haha. I guess she was better than grandma, good point! You didn't really get into it tho. Jon was totally getting into his dance and you just sat there.
. It's okay Ryan, you can admit it if that's the kind of girl you're into. No need to pretend you didn't like her.
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maoisn wrote: Ryan wrote:
Wat! You still got a dance from her! Wow you have no shame! And what did the dance cost you?Yeah I just wasn't getting into it with her. After hearing stories about her personal life and her poor hygene habits it was honestly a little creepy getting a dance from her and she wasn't that attractive to begin with. Oh, and she had warm dick breath .$20 She said she didn't feel the need to shower because she was swimming in the kiddie pool with her daughter all day. I didn't discover the sausage breath until I was already in the middle of the dance.
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Praetor
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WTF! You still gave her $20. Focking newb! No more than $10 for those hoes. Dave13 got me a dance for $5 once.
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Ryan
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pinkrider wrote: Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
Yeah I just wasn't getting into it with her. After hearing stories about her personal life and her poor hygene habits it was honestly a little creepy getting a dance from her and she wasn't that attractive to begin with. Oh, and she had warm dick breath Haha. I guess she was better than grandma, good point! You didn't really get into it tho. Jon was totally getting into his dance and you just sat there.
. It's okay Ryan, you can admit it if that's the kind of girl you're into. No need to pretend you didn't like her.
It's not even the dick breath or no showering that was the problem, she was built like a 12 year old boy. A few of the thick Latinas there though .
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Ryan wrote:
$20 She said she didn't feel the need to shower because she was swimming in the kiddie pool with her daughter all day. I didn't discover the sausage breath until I was already in the middle of the dance.
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maoisn wrote:WTF! You still gave her $20. Focking newb! No more than $10 for those hoes. Dave13 got me a dance for $5 once. ![]() My bartering skills are poor. |
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Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote: Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
Yeah I just wasn't getting into it with her. After hearing stories about her personal life and her poor hygene habits it was honestly a little creepy getting a dance from her and she wasn't that attractive to begin with. Oh, and she had warm dick breath Haha. I guess she was better than grandma, good point! You didn't really get into it tho. Jon was totally getting into his dance and you just sat there.
. It's okay Ryan, you can admit it if that's the kind of girl you're into. No need to pretend you didn't like her.
It's not even the dick breath or no showering that was the problem, she was built like a 12 year old boy. A few of the thick Latinas there though .So you like girls with dick breath from other guys and doesn't shower??
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cailin wrote: Ryan wrote:
$20 She said she didn't feel the need to shower because she was swimming in the kiddie pool with her daughter all day. I didn't discover the sausage breath until I was already in the middle of the dance. I know this thread is making you anxious to attend a Mannheim run .
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pinkrider wrote:
So you like girls with dick breath from other guys and doesn't shower??
As long as they're not built like a 12 year old boy I can deal with the poor hygiene
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Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
As long as they're not built like a 12 year old boy I can deal with the poor hygiene So you like girls with dick breath from other guys and doesn't shower??
OMG! Hygiene should be the most important thing!!! |
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pinkrider wrote: Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
As long as they're not built like a 12 year old boy I can deal with the poor hygiene So you like girls with dick breath from other guys and doesn't shower??
OMG! Hygiene should be the most important thing!!! Hey, she went swimming! Who needs soap
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Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote: Hey, she went swimming! Who needs soap Ryan wrote: pinkrider wrote:
As long as they're not built like a 12 year old boy I can deal with the poor hygiene So you like girls with dick breath from other guys and doesn't shower??
OMG! Hygiene should be the most important thing!!! Considering she was in a kids pool its probably been pooped and peed in and maybe even puked in and then she rubbed that all over you last night. Sexy!!!!
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Trixie wrote: evltwinn999 wrote: I'M IN!!!!!!!!pinkrider wrote:Ya, I'll probably have quite a few of those today. I already drank an energy drink and I'll probably go downstairs and get a few 5 hour energy shots in a few minutes. I cannot wait to get off work and go straight home and climb into bed. Lets go out drinking tonight ![]() I'm in too. |
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pinkrider
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Are you guys kidding me??? I can't turn down a night of drinking but I just want to sleep.
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Where are you guys going? I could stop by for a cold one.
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OK.....how about some bowling and booze????
I'm thinking Brunswick Zone in Woodridge???? |
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evltwinn999 wrote:If I drink tonight it's going to be in the burbs by me....I sat in traffic for 2 hours last night to get to the city....then I have you guys texting me...asking where we are going...then ya'll are wusses and are in bed at like 10:30??? ![]() i received no such text to come out and play |
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evltwinn999 wrote:OK.....how about some bowling and booze????
I'm thinking Brunswick Zone in Woodridge???? Stop it! I need to clean the house and sleep. Possibly in.
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evltwinn999 wrote:OK.....how about some bowling and booze????
I'm thinking Brunswick Zone in Woodridge???? Oh that sounds fun! I'm going to leave work early and go home and take a nap and then go out. I guess I'll sleep tomorrow night. |
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It's okay Ryan, you can admit it if that's the kind of girl you're into. No need to pretend you didn't like her.