why you all of sudden lifting weights and getting in shape? Some chick tell you that you look like wet rat?

Tired of fucking your hand?

I spent most of my adult life weighing in at 130lbs. I then jumped to 144lbs. I was turning into those skinny dudes with a gut, the ones I use to make fun of when I was a kid. I don't want to be the fat skinny guy.

No way. The hand and I, we have a good time no matter what.

6 months with a job and I've yet to buy a fleshlight

I spent most of junior high weighing 130. But I know that's not really fair, as I did not suffer from a growth deficiency.

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it will take you a month before your body is even ready to start a regular schedule especially at your age

You also didn't have to dodge AK47s and traverse minefields when you were 3 years old.

you were 3 years old that shit doesn't count. I punctured my head and just about died at 4 years old. Almost went blind at 5 from being hit in the eye with a sword and had my jaw redone from braking it at 6. Right before I came to the U.S. a fucking retarded man in my neighborhood threw my ass in a river from a bridge because I was taking a piss in the river. I was swept about half mile down river and caught on a grate. All this shit and I was still 5'8 130lbs in 8th grade.

And that's why Steve told you to "Run! Fatboy run!"

man that was a new daddy fat. I let it go for a bit and decided to stop being a pig when I couldn't cut my own toe nails.

We all need some form of inspiration in life.

mao, what's the asian chick's name at lifetime? i wanna stare at boobies when i'm there

Allie ... Ray and I will be there to workout today around 7pm.

what are you benching now Mao? Have you moved up from just the bar yet?

I bench about 80 lbs only.

i don't think i'll get there tonight. i just need to keep a mental note of her name

I should make fun of you but I won't since you are being honest and you are a good dude.

I'll let your wife know that you're keeping mental note of said girl.