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02/19/2009 08:35:51 PM #1 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Paladin
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They are really stupid and make little to no sense. Can somebody change them?
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02/19/2009 10:51:09 PM #2 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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Pilotx1
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they are good and give a gauge of sense of humor as well as some practical knowledge
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02/20/2009 04:27:07 AM #3 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Suh-C
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I think the senseless humor should be kept but it needs to be updated.
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02/20/2009 05:12:03 AM #4 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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burntash
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besides, fish and i ask the important ones.
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02/20/2009 05:24:39 AM #5 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Paladin
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Suh-C wrote:I think the senseless humor should be kept but it needs to be updated.
My point senseless humor is fine but more up to date. |
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02/20/2009 05:35:55 AM #6 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Praetor
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We are taking suggestions for replacement questions.
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02/20/2009 07:48:52 AM #7 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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stumbl1
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ok I just modified it a bit what do you guys think?
maybe answering these questions will encourage some lurkers to sign-up and become a part of our community. 1. do you have a job, live off your mama, or a drain on the welfare system. 2. speedos or clamdiggers? for guys, if you think we care what swimsuit you wear GTFO. for females choose wisely. 3. do you own a bike? if so what kind? 4. girls: thong or comando? guys: boxers or briefs? 5. does your underwear smell after wearing them for a day? 6. how long have you been riding? 7. do you prefer dodging ak47 rounds or mines? 8. do you know what a pc3 actually does for a motorcycle? 9. chaps... assless or over pants? 10. when drunk, are you a) a crier, b) violent like fish and bluebusa, c) become really loud d) puke like t-rex (aka our chairman) or e)happy and huggy like stumbl1 ? |
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02/20/2009 07:53:00 AM #8 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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Headmuffs
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happy and huggy?
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02/20/2009 08:11:57 AM #9 Subject: Newbie Questions
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stumbl1
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I like to pick up people when I hug too.
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02/20/2009 08:16:24 AM #10 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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Headmuffs
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you can pick people up?
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02/20/2009 08:18:12 AM #11 Subject: Newbie Questions
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stumbl1
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yes people twice my size. in your case bring a filipino friend I can left two of those.....oh hey just bring Chris she can be in front ;)
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02/20/2009 08:29:05 AM #12 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Muddy4dsm
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That looks like a good update there stumbl
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02/20/2009 08:31:23 AM #13 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Headmuffs
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stumbl1 wrote:yes people twice my size. in your case bring a filipino friend I can left two of those.....oh hey just bring Chris she can be in front ;) lulz. |
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02/20/2009 08:36:02 AM #14 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Paladin
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1. What is your job?
2. Do you rent, own, or sponge? 3. Do you sit or stand? 4. Have you ever gone commando? 5. Do you shower everyday? . 6. If number 5 was no what is the longest you went without? 7. Have you ever been part of a culling? 8. Rank these bikes in order of preference: GSXR 750, Ducati 1198, Harley Springer, KTM Superduke 9. Leather or Textile? 10. Whom is funnier Marlon or Shawn Wayans 11. What is the difference between a single malt and blended? |
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02/20/2009 08:37:15 AM #15 Subject: Newbie Questions
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stumbl1
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nice scotch question but wtf no honda
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02/20/2009 08:39:22 AM #16 Subject: Newbie Questions
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Paladin
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stumbl1 wrote:nice scotch question but wtf no honda Jap is Jap |
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02/20/2009 08:49:55 AM #17 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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Girls
what bra size do you wear do you like older men This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 02/20/2009 08:50:13 AM |
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02/20/2009 09:01:56 PM #18 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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SmartBiker
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stumbl1 wrote:ok I just modified it a bit what do you guys think?
maybe answering these questions will encourage some lurkers to sign-up and become a part of our community. 1. do you have a job, live off your mama, or a drain on the welfare system. 2. speedos or clamdiggers? for guys, if you think we care what swimsuit you wear GTFO. for females choose wisely. 3. do you own a bike? if so what kind? 4. girls: thong or comando? guys: boxers or briefs? 5. does your underwear smell after wearing them for a day? 6. how long have you been riding? 7. do you prefer dodging ak47 rounds or mines? 8. do you know what a pc3 actually does for a motorcycle? 9. chaps... assless or over pants? 10. when drunk, are you a) a crier, b) violent like fish and bluebusa, c) become really loud d) puke like t-rex (aka our chairman) or e)happy and huggy like stumbl1 ? |
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02/20/2009 09:05:08 PM #19 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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SmartBiker
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are you Gay, Bi, Transgendered, or......straight?
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02/20/2009 09:18:53 PM #20 Subject: Re:Newbie Questions
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Paladin
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SmartBiker wrote:are you Gay, Bi, Transgendered, or......straight? That is the sit or stand question. I'm supposed to stand but I sit.= TG Both=Bi I prefer to sit= Gay |
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