Yeah this is probably a good time to use a ninja post.

booooooooooooo

What was it?

I got a manlaw question.

If I found the guy who hooked up with my girlfriend, and found out where he keeps his motorcycle, would it be wrong if I put sand into his engine case?

No. Refer to Manlaw #1: Bros before hoes

So, this guy isn't a bro, and she's my ex-ho since she is dating this guy that she cheated on me with.

Oh, then he's lucky to be alive. Revenge has no time line.

It woud be best to let nature take it's course with those two and move on.

yes it would be wrong causing damage to someone else's property only hurts you. either by escalation or by law enforcement. It is by far a much better choice to damage the offending party mentally. everyone has something they are insecure about poke a stick in it. It's a much more lasting pain and much harder to heal.

Well if my woman cheated on my with another guy and that guy new we where dating then yeah he will be getting knocked out. Whether it be the same day I find out or years later. I would let them life in fear that an ass woopin is around the corner.

The guy did me a favor by exposing the whore for what she is.

i'd prolly piss in it too, then remove the seat and shit on his battery.

It would be better if you could shit in the pipe ...you'd never get that smell out.

That's a very good way to look at it.

I'd probably had done the sand thing, slashed his tires, fucked his face up beyond recognition, and then fucked his mom.

I would've shitted on his face.

Would you fuck his mom, or her mom?

Nah, but i'd fuck the sister, or keep tabs on his FB and fuck his current gf on the side (the relationship wif the cheater can't last that long, right?).

Man Law Question #2:

When out with the guys, and a rowdy friend of yours that likes to f around taps your beer so you are forced to 1 shot it, beerholder wasn't ready and completely wastes the beer, do you:

1. Laugh it off?
2. Laugh it off, then ask him to buy you a new beer?
3. Grab the tappers hat and fling it across the bar?

2. he owes you a new beer.

you hold the beer over his head, or place your thumb on the opening and spray the tapper with fresh cold beer.

New beer