I've never seen him with a girl so now it all makes sense. He likes pretty boys

you're right but the Chicago turkey trot is thanksgiving morning. No don't heckle me, lets both heckle Aaron. He can run about as well as a fat man with polio.

Nein.

I'm gonna do a 5k before the turkey trot and then after the turkey trot i'm going to do a 10k, then a half marathon and then a full marathon. I finna do this because I'm old and need some new goals in life.

Now I'm gonna go brush my teef and go to my dentist appointment.

I'll heckle you both! Don't try to change the subject!

I'm at the dentist right now about to get my teeth drilled.

liar you're in thailand about to get your ass drilled by a ladyboy.

Nein.

Instead of Turkey Trot you guys should come do Hobble Gobble, a Soufside bar crawl a couple of my friends put together every year. It's for charity and you get to booze it up and walk instead of run.

What sorta times are you runnin'?

Starts at 6 or 7pm and ends when the last bar closes at 3am. We drive to the first few bars and then park and walk the rest of the way. I think it's almost a mile of walking!

they don't run for an event they call a crawl

dang. you're gonna want to start training immediately.

You can borrow my drinking dvd

Now that is more 2WC like.

"wii pup crawl" would be a hit. getting smashed while exercising in the comfort of your own living room!

Nice.

its just dvd that shows like 120 movie clips of all the classic comedy movies. you drink every clip, at the end of it youve just had like 8 1/2 beers in an hour and a half. you get tanked.

Tanked off only 8.5 beers? Yeah I guess if it was good beer.