Hi!

Oh dear...

She has faded creatures escaping from her woman parts.

Tap tap tap tap it in.

and a water bottle.

Memorable quotes from Rachel:

I absoulety love life! Love meeting new people and always up for anything as long as its a good time : )

people will forget what you say and what you do but they will never forget how you make them feel!!!!!

She is wise beyond her years.

It would be great if they would stop putting their birthdate year in their profile too. I graduated high school one year before she was born. FML

It's not like you have a chance anyway.

Assuming my dashing good looks couldn't do it, never underestimate the power of a Porsche.

I saw a panamera turbo today in the city, man that shit was weird looking.

Stupid looking car, but still a Porsche.


Her newest post:

a wise girl kisses but doesnt love listens but doesnt believe and leaves before she is left

She's a whore! Burntash friend this chick!

nice

wat?

why do some of these bitches have to make that dumb fucking face with the pouty lips? Whatever happened to just smiling or mean mugging.

it kinda makes them look like they're constipated.

I'm pretty good at interpreting stupid, and I think it means she loves the cock. No love, no honesty, just give her the cock and she will be gone before you get up. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

BA friend this chick now! You have nothing to lose. She might find something you type so witty and humorous she has to have you! You're not going to do it on your looks, so start typing!

Nothing gold can stay. Hence!

BA hates girls that make ducklip. There is a thread around here somewhere specifically about it.

I'm pretty sure his standards need an adjustment. If that is what is keeping him from a piece of ass then he needs a slap upside da head.

Maybe the Beastie Boys can help with the translation:

Never been jumped / 'cause I'm the most packinest / never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest