2WC mass get-together, lets all go to church together and praise jesus

In!

Screw the tinfoil hat, you might want to bring a fire extinguisher!

In, but if you make a mockery out of this, you won't make it out of the parking lot.

Ruh roh!

is god gonna strike me down?

It's not God you need to fear. Brian is a 220+ lbs warrior of Jesus.

If you purposely go out to make fun of people's faith, you're no better than those Evangelical faggots preaching hellfire and brimstone.

I get it, you don't believe in anything close to religion, that's cool man. When it comes to the faith of others though, just walk away. Go out looking for a fight and shit will get nasty.

Just walk away.

Werd! Don't be so jaded.

thats not very christian...

Did you forget about the crusades? It is very Christian.

Pointing that out isn't going to save you from a beatdown.

oh i know, it was very tongue in cheek

Right or wrong, very little saves you from a beatdown that is coming. Just ask Mike Tyson.

Religion is responsible for horrible atrocities across the world every day. People in the midwest who are attending Sunday services are not responsible for those atrocities though. People attending these services donate their time and efforts to making the world a better place, they volunteer at PADS shelters, organize food drives, sponsor foreign exchange students and spend their Sundays talking to someone who may or may not be there to give them the strength to continue to do good works in their community.

Where the fuck do you get off making fun of them for helping out society? When was the last time you fed the homeless? When was the last time you donated money to a charitable organization? For fuck's sake, when was the last time you were up before noon on a Sunday Jeff?

As I said, I get the anti-religion thing, I really do. Radical Islamists, Westboro Baptist Church nutjobs and Zionists make me want to execute people. Those people use religion to harm the world, the type of person who is at Sunday services in Chicagoland is not your target though.

This mothafucka has guns BA! Is your mom's basement a bomb shelter too?

i live in chicago, no guns are allowed to be brought in this proximity.

I'm harmless...


In a world as fucked up as this one is though, making fun of those who try to make it a better place brings Brian to crazy town real quick like.

i make fun of religion, not people. unless they are very douche like, ie kirk cameron and chuck norris.

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