Actually now I think I just got car sick. Lol

Haahahahaa. It was a bad driver.

a friend took me to "Arnies Idle Hour" in Harvey which is a bar/strip club in the ghetto. all black girls. i was the only white guy in there and the second i walked in the door a stripper took my hand and worked her game. she took me into the backroom and sat me down and shes like "so whatchu wanna do?" i say "uhhhh whats the rate?" and she says "its $30 for a lapdance, $60 for a blowjob, and $120 to fuck my pussy" i was like WTF!#!@#! 30 DOLLARS FOR A LAPDANCE? i repeated this about 3x and i ask "how long is the lapdance?" she says "1 song." i said "30 dollars for a 2 minute song are you insane? its my birthday." and she makes a deal for $20. so shes dancing and she says "are you sure you dont want a blowjob?" then it sank in and im like WTF?! and then i look over at the dude and stripper 2 chairs down and he has his pants around his ankles and is fucking the stripper and then she kneels down and starts jerking him off.

needless to say after the lapdance we chugged our beers and literally ran to the car and peeled out of the lot. that shit was ghetto and skanky as fuck! mannheim has nothing on Arnies in harvey

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had to get patted down before going in there. the second we get in theres a bunch of fat bitches with big asses and flapjack titties. theres black dudes making it rain next to the stage like a rap video holding a wad of singles and sliding one after the other off onto the girls ass. i think they were shocked as hell to see a white boy in there thats why they stormed me. i couldnt believe how stone faced she was to get off asking $30 for a 1 minute song i think that upset me more than the bj and sex. 1) you arent hot 2) $30 is a fucking lotta money for a lap dance 3) its for 1 fucking song. She was really persistent on trying to give me a bj and fuck. shes like "cmon, its your birthday, you gotta treat yourself to something special. ill fuck the shit out of you" im like "god knows what diseases you have". just that and looking over at the dude next to me fucking a skank and her jerking him off right next to me was too much.

my friend got the same treatment, only he laughed in her face when she wanted to charge him that much. she even offer to make out with him for i think $20-$40 if he didnt want a bj or sex.

The majority of the guys probably don't go there for lap dances...... like going to Chinatown for a burger

i gotta ask, why on earth did your friend pick a strip club in harvey?

because i joked with him that i had jungle fever

You haz it, don't lie.

Got annihilated last night after 2 Kwak beers. Apparently I was so hammered I ordered a 3rd one and didn't even realize it. After 3 Kwaks, I felt like I was hit by a truck this morning. Damn you Kwak!

yeah that is some powerful stuff it's the great mind eraser I keep a bottle around for emergencies. and you know I own that glass.

Brah, bump Brah!

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