http://money.cnn.com/2010/09/02/autos/ferrari_recall/index.htm?hpt=T2

Uh oh! Hopefully my Ferrari will catch fire and burn my dilapidated garage down. New Ferrari and new garage, win/win.

I just checked and my Ferrari isn't affected. Looks like same Ferrari for another year.

I just cleaned the bathroom at the shop. Fucking gross. These people need to learn to piss IN the toilet, not AT it.

Some people have bad aim. And i'm glad my toilet cleaning days are over.

in kindergarten, i used to think that i was cleaning the toilet by hosing it down with my piss. i sprayed that shit everywhere and they had several meetings trying to figure out who was doing it.

I was the kid who would shit on the toilet seats and overflow the toilet. They never figured out it was me.

What the fuck was your problem?
I hated you.

fixed

After spending all those years learning to forgive, you so easily brought my hatred back!

I'm an asshole. Born and raised.

We used to piss on the radiator in the bathroom to hear it sizzle. That smelled real nice.

The janitor at school use to yell at us for making a mess. I flat out told him, that's your job to clean up or mess.

Our janitor had a bucket next to the lunchroom trash cans that you were supposed to dump your leftover juice or milk into. He would sit there through the whole lunch period to watch it and make sure everyone dumped out their milk and didn't throw any solids into the bucket. Kids would toss sandwiches and shit in there all the time to see him get all pissed and start yelling in Mexican.

LULz. Kids will be kids.

and janitors will be mexicans.

That's racist. And my janitor was an old white dude.

same. mexicans weren't allowed to work near kids back then.

my junior high had a creepy janitor named roy who kinda looked like milton from office space. roy had student "helpers" who would stay with him in the cafeteria after lunch to pick up crap and put away tables. those kids were the total spastic nerds of the school...even the regular band geeks and mathletes made fun of them.

hell, you'd have to be fucked in the head to actually *want* to hang out with the janitor.

That's racist!