yeah you look about 170lbs. For a 6ft tall dude, that's pretty skinny although you've got calves that belong on a fucking linebacker. (not that I looked or anything)

I was all conference in college. Wait til you ride with Rick. His calves must have been removed at birth. Legs like Olive Oyl.

I thought you were a gymnast?

I was. And a pro waterskier. And I also won the Heisman. Forgot what year though.

I won the nobel prize.

I won an Oscar for my role in Rambo: First Blood.

I invented the question mark.

Nice. I bet you're getting some sweet royalties off that.

I had a business before this one that never really took off. I invented the Depressing Fortune Cookie. Instead of the usual ones that are all butterflies and rainbows and promise wealth and happiness, I decided to go the opposite route and print things like "Your wife is fucking the UPS guy" and "You're gonna have a grabber tomorrow" and "Get an STD test immediately". Things like that. They never took off though.

With this elevation and hills, workouts are a real challenge.

What are you referring to Mr. Bun?

I tried to run several laps around my bro's subdivision. It's mostly hills here. That combined with being almost a mile above sea level, makes it difficult to breathe.

That's because you are out of shape. Hammer down!

I'm trying brah. Did 2 laps and my chest and legs were hurting. You would like it out here. It would be fantastic for you bicyclist.

Yes I would. I need more serious hills out here to be a real player in MTB racing. Even the Wisco boys kill me on the hills, nevermind the Colorado guys.

that just sounds like an excuse to me

Yeah sort of. I still need a 1000 foot vertical non-stop climb. You got any of those around you?

Mao is gettin his swoll on now? Who you tryin to impress mang?

I was turning into one of those skinny guys with a gut. The ones I use to make fun of when I was a kid. Can't have that.