No luck.

Oh shiet! What happened? Someone tried to gank a Gixxer jacket? Don't they know how ripped you are?

Chick came to pick up her bike and brought two thugs with her. Asked me to roll it out and show how fuckin' awesome it runs. An '85 Ninja 900. Yes, a Top Gun bike. I cleaned the carbs, drained the exhaust of the gallon of oil/gas, changed plugs, drained fuel in tank, synched carbs, cleaned air filter as best I could because she didn't want to buy another one, bled brakes, and did a few other things. Bike ran awesome. Turn key, press starter, fired up and idled flawlessly. She complained about everything under the sun including the stock reflector that was cracked which she said wasn't there. Nevermind the entire waxed fucking side including exhaust, bar end, lever, footpeg, etc. I'm sure the reflector came out unscathed and we cracked it. She wanted to pay $100 for everything. I told her that wasn't gonna happen. Then while we were arm wrestling inside the two thugs loaded up the bike in a van and were gonna take off. I called the cops at that point and they advised her of how I hold all the cards and she can either pay the bill or leave the bike. Dumb bitch.

Ill buy the bike for $100

Literally, I would take your crashed 250 over this POS. $100 would be overpaying.

You need to pay employ me to deal with these muffuckas. They'll think I'm a mild mannered chinamen until I whip out my dick and strangle the shit out of them.

I bet her dreads would be deadlier.

fuck it then. I'll just stab her int he fucking face with a screwdriver.

I think a few peeps beat you to it. This bitch reminds me of the ugly thing in Alien.

so what happened? Gladys knight and the pips leave the bike and go?

It's not easy being a dealer.

Sometimes people pretend to support their dealer

Those are the worse. Damn dealer support posers.

She paid. No choice. Cop said he's pretty sure I'll be hearing from her again they way she was talking. She was fucking nuts. Whatever. Who's eating steak tonight?

Oh shiet. This is a good time to vandalize CP and blame it on the crazy bitch.

Working a deal on a building right now in DuPage county. Send prayers.

Man that's even farther away then NorthLake. Prayers sent.

Closer to my house.

damn bro, that sucks.

prayers sent, have a blessed day

Prayers sent bro. Actually, double prayers sent.