Yes, I have had this bike in my family for 7 generations and it means the world to me. It hurts to let it go. I am looking for a good owner for her. This one is very fast and not like all the other ones, probably made on a Wednesday. Maintained perfectly, oil changes every 17 miles, and always garage kept on stands supported by helium so as not to make any contact with the ground. Never ridden over 35 mph even though it goes over 200 mph. Your celly will be blowin' up when chicks see you on this. You will look SFR on it too. I can't really think of anything else to embellish about this bike, but if I do, I'll add it, because it's all about you, the buyer, and whatever I can do to make your experience with this bike better I will. I am asking $12.000 for the bike, but in the interest of saving time, offers can be made at $3995 and I will accept. Cash only, no XBoxes or 1978 Cutlasses or furnitur in trade.

$500 cash

Offers can be made at $3995. Follow instructions!

Ken is getting Mao lowballed mad.

I don't like this game.

Yeah I make it real easy for everybody.

$600 and an HJ from Ray.

You getting a handski from Ray is your own business, and now I want $5K instead.

yusomad?

I'm I gotta sell this bike and nobody has any money and the ones that do are cheap fuckers mad.

$700 and you get 1 hour with Tregory. You can do what ever you want to him for a whole hour.

I would brush his hair while he read a book to me. That would be cute.

Trgeory can't read.

Alright, then I would rent out the go kart track and put him in a disabled kart and set him up on the outside of turn 1 and just keep punting him at full speed through the wall.

Kenners is going to get a lifetime ban from that place. It's just a matter of time.

Then next time I go in as Tregory Geng. He's never been there before. I did seem to make some friends last time there.

By the way, I should be heading there again next week assuming I can walk after my Ironman.

I'm in for go carts, I got a groupon i still gotta use. One of you asswhores set it up.

Treg may still have his Groupon. Get it from Treg. You look like a Tregory Geng.

You're not invited, so sell me your groupon instead.