I just heard on the radio that a capybara has been spotted at a water treatment plant in CA. I had never heard of this animal. It is the largest living rodent in the world. According to wiki adults are around 140 pounds. They look just like a 140 pound guinea pig . I want one.

They are good eating I hear. How the hell did it get to CA. They live in way way deep in South America and shit.

I knew Mao would post something about eating one. The news report said they are rare in the US but do pop up from time to time. This animal is probably what the Messicans think is the mythical chupacabra.

I hope these things start mating and spread like crazy how wild hogs have.

I can't wait until the hogs get up here and start terrorizing city folk.

I so want to shoot a hog and capybara. I'd eat them both.

Per wiki the Catholic Church declared them as a fish so they can be eaten during lent .

Way to go Catholics. They did the same thing as far as sex with boys. Focking sickos!

Some pope's cousin probably owned a capybara farm.

all the ladies want to chupa my cabra

They want to suck your goat?

my trouser goat muffucka

Never heard of a trouser goat. Must be hairy as fock.

word up and the bitches say my nut tastes like feta cheese

Trouser goat .

I believe that's called smegma.

unless smega but shot out the dick hole it's straight up nut muffucka

Go shave your goat.

nah it protects mah dick from the dirty ass hoes I be boning