It's not as entertaining.

thats because we were laughing at other peoples problems/drama. we cant laugh at yours til you quit.

Sorry to let everyone down.

say sorry for meeting expectations we are hoping that you let us down

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

This can't be healthy.

Qdoba pulled pork burrito

Calories 830 Calories From Fat 240g
Fat Total 27.5g
Saturated Fat 13.5g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 125MG
Sodium 2490MG
Potassium 1145MG
Total Carbohydrate 94g
Dietary Fiber 15g
Sugar 5g
Protein 48g

for a dude who's trying to get ripped you sure the fuck eat alot of garbage.

McDonald's #4 today with 3 chocolate chip cookies and a strawberry banana smoothie.

I woke up early and drank half a pot of coffee before errands. So far that is all.
I'm gonna be ripped!

I'm still skinny as fuck despite all I eat.

I never drink coffee.

coffee disgusts me and it makes your bref smell.

I don't get it. The more I work out the less I wanna eat. The thought of food makes me sick. How the fuck do you bastards throw down so much food? I'm definately not eating like I should. Hence the reason I weighed 169.5 this morning. It's fucking crazy.

All I want to do now is eat. I eat breakfast. I eat lunch. I eat before I workout. I eat after I workout. I'm always hungry.

I can normally throw down a foot long turkey sammich at subway like it's a snack but lately, I'm so fucking stuffed after just half a sammich that I end up throwing the rest away. I think I've got some health issues. I need to go see a doctor.

In between lunches and leaving work, I sneak in a Jamba juice or some other snack. If someone brings in food to share, I am eating most of it. The women here hate me because I eat so much.

you're doing something wrong. Women are supposed to want to suck yo dick not hate you.

They want to suck my dick so they can get my superior genes.

sorry to break it to you but superior genes start at 6ft and 160lbs.