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Open Mic »Fish's first day »Go to message
Chicago Performance wrote:I bet he sits there thinking, "Hmm, do I fuck it or eat it?"

this is why they are sold as two-packs.
 
Open Mic »More Rippedness »Go to message
burntash wrote:114 pages, not a single ripped person here
 
Social Gatherings »Summer Solstice BBQ Tuesday June 21st! 7pm! »Go to message
poke wrote:Help celebrate summer and the two huge ferrets ROA just painted on the side of the building!

nice. ferrets are awesome.
 
Social Gatherings »Summer Solstice BBQ Tuesday June 21st! 7pm! »Go to message
Ryan wrote:Yesterday was ride your motorcycle to work day. Due to the rain, I did not ride my motorcycle to work.

due to not having a job, i did not ride my motorcycle to work either.
 
Open Mic »3D in the home environment. »Go to message
Ryan wrote:
cailin wrote:
Ryan wrote:Good thinking. Im not sure I would know what to do with a real midget chick or where to go to buy one. I get nervous as it is if I just see one out in public.
we saw a midget girl wearing short shorts at ikea today and thought of you. she wasn't completely hideous, either!
No pictures? How short do shorts need to be to be short on a midget? Probably has them custom made to show off those hot chubby little midget legs.

aw, i'm sowwy.

but it would've been way too obvious if i took a picture. she was right behind us on the escalator and we lost her once we got up to the main floors. we were like, "oh man, ryan would *love* her."

short shorts on a midget = not much fabric. lol. i imagine they can shop in the kid's dept., although it would suck to have to wear clothes meant for a 6 year old.
 
Open Mic »3D in the home environment. »Go to message
Ryan wrote:Good thinking. Im not sure I would know what to do with a real midget chick or where to go to buy one. I get nervous as it is if I just see one out in public.

we saw a midget girl wearing short shorts at ikea today and thought of you. she wasn't completely hideous, either!
 
Open Mic »LMAO *now NWS* »Go to message
bambalamps commander: 114k

burntash...there is hope!
 
Open Mic »LMAO *now NWS* »Go to message
hmmm...that's quite a list.

asphalt helper: 73k.

i gotta get me one of them city jobs.
 
Open Mic »Justin's on Southport Boo! »Go to message
Flounder wrote:I'm mad as hell

http://www.yelp.com/biz/justins-chicago#hrid:z9MX88mNZ6hRzL0R6J2SuQ

love your profile picture.
 
Open Mic »Justin's on Southport Boo! »Go to message
wow, that "justin" dude is getting super defensive with anyone who wrote a negative review. not cool.
 
Open Mic »Brah! »Go to message
Flounder wrote:She mad brah...

that song is pretty catchy.
 
Open Mic »Justin's on Southport Boo! »Go to message
you are set up a yelp account to complain mad.
 
Open Mic »2wc the old days »Go to message
 
Open Mic »$10Mill in VC for Grilled Cheese? WTF! »Go to message
lol.

 
Open Mic »$10Mill in VC for Grilled Cheese? WTF! »Go to message
all the ladies loved winston.

 
Open Mic »$10Mill in VC for Grilled Cheese? WTF! »Go to message
Chunk wrote:at SIUC you could bagels in front of bars with everything from sunflower seeds to apple slices on em. It was tasty after drinking the watered down brewkies.

winston bagel man!!!!!
 
Open Mic »Ray I never got my invitation in the mail »Go to message
 
Open Mic »$10Mill in VC for Grilled Cheese? WTF! »Go to message
there was a restaurant in wrigleyville called 44th ward dinner party. they specialized in grilled cheese sandwiches that were about $10+ depending on the toppings you chose. all the good white kids loved that place.

unfortunately, there was hardly any actual *cheese* on the sandwiches, which is prolly why they went belly up.

some new grilled cheese restaurant just opened on belmont and sheffield. hopefully, they get the concept right.
 
Open Mic »better hurry up and plan that amsterdam trip »Go to message
Ryan wrote:
Chunk wrote:I'm the most sensible mofo on this board. I'll taze him.
You can taze me since you also seem like a nice enough fellow. The only people I will allow to taze me are: chunk, chief, cailin or poke. The rest of you not so much.

ok. i promise to taze you as gently as possible.
 
Open Mic »More Rippedness »Go to message
ima go make me a 6 egg yolk omelet. no egg whites because they are for pussies.
 
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