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Open Mic »US Justice Dept Says OK »Go to message
I love talking on my new iPhone10 while riding my Ducati!

I have to be brutally honest with you Mao. I think this site is dead. Hopefully the value will go up soon.
 
Open Mic »US Justice Dept Says OK »Go to message
Apple is consumer art! I'm waiting for all my Apple products to sky rocket in price now that the artist is dead.
 
Social Gatherings »Cigar Sunday - December 11 »Go to message
I bought a big white cigar from some dude named Chunk. It smells really strong. I have to keep it in three zip lock freezer bags and a mason jar to keep the smell tolerable. Can I bring it and smoke it?
 
Open Mic »So who the hell's still here? »Go to message
Ryan wrote:Douchebaggery is not a crime.

I've been hitting liquor stores, I grossed $500K last month.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:You're getting there D-bag. But you have to total someone else's truck to get you up there.

I know, I was just practicing. You've raised the bar quite high.
 
Open Mic »So who the hell's still here? »Go to message
Ryan wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:I pop in here every now and then when I need to hide from the cops.
Careful pal! There's a cop hiding here too.

Well, he better never try to arrest me!
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:You will never get douchebag of the year then. Your douchebag truck can only get you so far.

I totaled out that truck last weekend doing donuts in the Dominicks parking lot. I tried to file an insurance claim today but realized I never got around to insuring it.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:You'll get there someday Chuckster. I can teach you but you must swear your allegiance to me.

I swear allegiance to no one!
 
Open Mic »So who the hell's still here? »Go to message
I pop in here every now and then when I need to hide from the cops.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:

The tundra is my dad's. I just act like its mine.
I knew it! You sir are a true douchebag!

But not an award winning douchebag...
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:
MVRC51 wrote:

My credit card has a $50.00 limit.
Damn playa! How you afford the douchebag Tundra?

The tundra is my dad's. I just act like its mine.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
Chicago Performance wrote:Motherfuck! I'm broke now nigga! My customer service will be second to none for this sale! I assure you! Please reconsider!

It's a negotiating technique I learned at the annual Douchebag convention last month. Dangle the carrot so the vendor heavily discounts the item to get the sale now.

Mao won the 2011 Douchebag Of The Year with his two wheeled antics on a borrowed bike. Way to go man! I honestly didnt think you had it in you.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
The Whale wrote:Order it and do a chargeback. Everyone's doing it.

My credit card has a $50.00 limit.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
Chicago Performance wrote:It's cool brah, everybody's doing it.

That also reminds me, I want the bodywork for the VFR but it will be after the first of the year.
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
Chicago Performance wrote:Debit card you're fucked. That's why I like them.

That reminds me, I need to do a chargeback on you. Those DOTs you sold me three years ago are already worn out. I only got like 13K miles out of them. The sides are still good if anyone wants them as takeoffs. Shoot me a pm. $100 each
 
Open Mic »The Flyest ever! »Go to message
Chunk wrote:ha it's gotta be one crazy muffucka to try to steal something from another crazy muffucka.

I'm gunna steal that muffucka but iz gunna wait until you finish da muffucka.
 
Open Mic »Come back Chunk! »Go to message
Chunk wrote:Nope I don't ever assume anything. I assumed once and it turned out to be the polar opposite of what was.

She had a cawk!
 
Open Mic »All these corporate greed protesters »Go to message
You're missing the point.
 
Open Mic »All these corporate greed protesters »Go to message
burntash wrote:FTR:

Get married in a courthouse for super cheap.

Also mao wastes our tax dollars posting on 2WC and facebook all day mon thru Friday.

He is the problem.[google]

FTR:

Marriage is never cheap regardless of where the ceremony is performed.

 
Open Mic »Come back Chunk! »Go to message
I'm pretty regular too. I take a dump at 6:53am every day.
 
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