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Chunk wrote:
Ryan wrote:My right shoulder is fucked from an encounter with a tree in a race last summer. I keep saying I'm going to get it looked at but haven't done shit with it yet.
do it.

My dad had his shoulder done and couldn't work for about 2 months (he's a cement finisher). That's my concern. I can't be off work that long and I need 2 operational arms to work. I need to get it checked anyways before my whole motherfucking arm falls off when I'm jumping 300' triples or lifting cars with my bare hands.
 
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My right shoulder is fucked from an encounter with a tree in a race last summer. I keep saying I'm going to get it looked at but haven't done shit with it yet.
 
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I think I might order Chinese takeout for dinner but I don't know if my colon can take any more diarrhea this week.
 
Open Mic »So What Happened to Ken? »Go to message
I can't even get ahold of him regarding important box truck business. I'm going to file a chargeback and frivolous lawsuit if I don't hear from him soon.
 
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The Whale wrote:Hey Ryan, where did you get your Mexico speedo? I am in need of one when I hit Mexico in the Spring.

www.srsport.com/index.php/cPath/21_408_1005

 
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poke wrote:Atta boy Ryan! Ryan knows how the fuck to be ripped for sure!

I owe it all to salmonella infested Kilt Burner wings! If fucking BWW wasn't an hour wait I wouldn't be laying here worrying that I might doze off and shit in my bed.
 
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241 lbs fully clothed. I was 247 butt ass naked a week ago. Fucking Ripped!
 
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I will weigh myself after this waterfall stops flowing out of my anus.
 
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I can't leave the toilet now. My ass is like a wide open faucet and I can't even hold down the half strength Gatorade I drank.
 
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I have been up since 4am taking turns puking and pissing out of my asshole. I think fucking Tilted Kilt poisined me.
 
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The Whale wrote:I'm like the chick from Unforgettable. I remember everything. Plus the dude looks like the giant dude from Green Mile. Hard to forget that.

I know his brother. Give me the ipod and I'll see to it that it gets back to him.
 
Ad Hoc for Sale »FS (or trade for motard): 2003 Jeep Wrangler »Go to message
I wish I never sold this thing .
 
Open Mic »Bye Bye Comcast »Go to message
Uverse still isn't available by me yet. Fucking Comcast bill is about $200/month.

As long as Uverse is fast enough to play Xbox and stream porno that's all that matters to me.
 
Open Mic »Sometimes... »Go to message
I should be out of here early tonight, maybe by 8:00 .
 
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Fortune cookie?
 
Open Mic »party party »Go to message
Chad, what is that young lady in your avatar looking at? It looks like my dick in a jar.
 
Open Mic »FTR! I haz new cell phone »Go to message
Mao, maybe the Jitterbug would have been a better phone choice for someone your age?
 
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PaikyPoo wrote:i got food poisoning from monday dinner. been peeing out my butt for the last 2 days. definitely not feeling uber ripped

Did you go over to Treg's for some Burmese flank steak?
 
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Nickk wrote:
Ryan wrote:I hope not, then I can just get it towed out of here to Victory Auto Wreckers (710 East Green in Bensenville, near O'Hare).
just make sure you're using one of these on your watch when they "give you cash on the spot".



Someone interviewed that guy a few years ago. He was a tow truck driver for them and they had him do the commercial.
 
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I hope not, then I can just get it towed out of here to Victory Auto Wreckers (710 East Green in Bensenville, near O'Hare).
 
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